"But it's so awesome, if I eat it, it'll just be gone," she points out, grinning. "I want to take it back to the hole in that back room that they pretend is my desk and whenever someone comes to get me so I can file their crap, they'll see it. And I'll just be all, 'Yeah, it's my birthday and Jesse's the only one who remembered' and then they'll feel guilty." She pauses, then says, "Or they won't care."