"Fortunately it's still the pawn shop's guitar," Jesse lamented, looking back up at it. It wasn't even that nice of a guitar, really, it was just a guitar and he really wanted one. Soon though, soon.

"But I've heard the feng shui of the flamingo can really throw off the balance of a place if you don't have a wombat. Actually, since feng shui means 'wind-water' and flamingos are birds that hang out in water, you're probably pretty feng shui'd. Or, if we're still going with a Wayne's World theme, feng shwinged?"