"You cannot let something like not being born when a movie was first out prevent you from watching it," Jesse said, sounding slightly hurt. As far as he was concerned, that was a massive tragedy.

"I mean, imagine if people did that with music or food. Happy meal? Before my time. Pizza? Centuries to old. Flamingos? Evolved way before you were born, and we both know how sad it would be if you didn't buy that giant flamingo. I think I would weep for you."